少儿幽默英语故事

幽默，形容有趣或可笑而意味深长。以下是小编整理的一些幽默的英语故事，希望大家喜欢!

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。

“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的.道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.

Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have

a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight

or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old

kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it

expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,

it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it

cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”

有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：“爸爸，结婚很花钱吗?”爸爸说：“是啊，儿子，非常花钱。”儿子又问：“要花多少钱呢?”爸爸说：“我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊!”

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”

老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：“为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!”老板说：“因为我有训练他讲话。”顾客又问：“那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?”老板说：“他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。”顾客接着又问：“那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?”老板说：“我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：老板!”